Welcome to my blog! I post things i find amusing, delicious, and music! The music I post are songs that most people don't know about but they should! I post up music whenever i can since I usually only use the mobile app. I have just started posting my own short stories from my past. Check it out and hope you enjoy my blog =)

wtf-fun-factss:

The largest cave in the world - WTF fun facts

wtf-fun-factss:

The largest cave in the world - WTF fun facts

gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

jaramo:

gay8:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

cradily:

slutcentre:

did u know u can have a sleep over with ur friend without having a 200 second snapchat story????? :)

sounds like you werent invited to that sleepover..

ellendegeneres:

Happy #ThrowbackThursday

ellendegeneres:

Happy #ThrowbackThursday

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

curvier:

my life:

  • in the morning, i can’t wake up
  • in the night, i can’t sleep

lanashiftdelrey:

being the third wheel

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